Was there a big box beside the tree?
Did you get a new bike?
We can put that together for you.
Christmas and New Year special: boxed bike assembly for $40,
and we’ll make sure the brakes work right and the chain has the correct tension.
Would you like it really sweet?
Assembly and everything adjusted (hubs, headset, etc) for $60
(We always adjust new wheels: they’re never quite right.)
Call it an un-boxing day.
Did that kids’ bike you bought, put together by a guy in the stock room, not turnout so nice?
We can fix that.
Kids’ bike adjusted for $30.
Keeping regular hours: Tuesday through Saturday, 10 to 5.
Sunday and Monday by appointment.