The new golf

A good funny read from the lovely city of Wellington.

Get pedalling, but beware bicycle bores

But by far the best thing about cycling is that it gives a whole generation of Wellington professionals something to be really boring about. It’s the new golf.

Cycling bores often work in stressful occupations law, IT or graphic design and I admire the way that they bring that stress into the gentle art of cycling. No-one in their cycling ”peloton” can travel less than a certain speed and the training regime is as sacred as minimum chargeable hours.

After all, bikes were invented long before Lycra,